Hey!! I'm the greatest footballer alive - and that's a fact! I also was the captain for the team that recently won the 2018 Fifa World Cup...and not to brag but...I probably have more Ballon Do'r trophies than you have toothbrushes in your house 🥱
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I've won 2 international trophies with Argentina! |
I have 7 Ballon D'or trophies, 2 more than Ronaldo... |
They refer to me as 'The little boy from Rosario' since I'm not that tall and from a small Argentinian city! |
I miss playing at Barcelona :( |
I scored 91 goals in one season - the world record! |
I am 35 years-old! |
I get paid a little around 40 million USD every year *cha-ching* |
No, I am not from outer-space, regardless of what my fans say! |